Lah-ha-ha-ha

‘How do you take an experience this vivid and explain it to someone who hasn’t lived it?’. A fair question, posed atop a rocky crag looking out at a scene that looked for all the world like someone had dropped it into place like the backdrop to a play. It was a question posed to me by Andrea just days from the end of a yearlong, ‘world-long’, tour and was referencing more than just the mountains, glaciers, valleys, lava fields and rivers before us.

Andrea, Peter, Sydney and Tobin, our friends from Canada, the ones we first met in Cambodia nearly 6 months ago, were to head home in just a few days’ time. Iceland, the country upon whose rocky crag Andrea and I were sitting at the time, was the seventh country we had visited together, but I was still unprepared for the question.

I should have said something like, ‘You probably shouldn’t try. Save the best bits for yourself and try and take your new found perspective back into life at home’ (with thanks to the wisdom of Rolf Potts and ‘Vagabonding’). I didn’t though. What I did say flippantly was, ‘you can’t and going home is going to suck’, which fortunately made Andrea laugh, cause I’m not sure what I would have done if it had made her cry!

The rocky crag on which we sat was roughly half way along the ‘La-ha-ha-ha’ trail in southern Iceland. It was an extraordinary spot in an extraordinary landscape, with 360 degree views, crystal clear air and a light but cold breeze biting around the edge of jackets, thermals and beanies. I mean ‘toques’.

It’s not really called the La-ha-ha-ha trail, but that was the best we, collectively, could manage. To foreigners the arrangement of consonants in the Icelandic tongue is as foreign as the landscape itself. The trail’s real name is, Laugavegur, but if you say it like it reads no self-respecting descendent of the Vikings will give you any credit.

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Ready to go – Lah-ha-ha-ha

Andrea made a determined effort at proper pronunciation at the trail head by asking a ranger to say it slowly three times over. She came away lolling her tongue in her mouth like it was swollen from a bee sting, rolling her eyes backward in her head and stuttering while spraying forth a fair volume of spittle. It was funny, and we all agreed that ‘La-ha-ha-ha’ would suffice.

The hike is 55 kilometres from Landmannlauger in the North to Thorsmork in the south. Like so many other places we have been it was stunningly beautiful, but it is not like ANY other place we’ve been. Not a bit. There is a natural tendency when exploring to relate what’s before you to somewhere else, but here every time I went to say ‘it’s like…’, my mind drew a blank.

The trail climbs 490m on the first day through lava fields and barren hills scorched by steaming volcanic vents in the earth. ‘It’s like the earth farted’ Peter declared to the particular amusement of the younger contingent. The second day saw us take a stroll across snowy alpine plateaus where sunlight illuminated the hills with dark brooding hills behind before a dramatic descent into what called to my mind images of ‘the promised land’.

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Day 1 – sunshine
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Day 1 – ‘the earth farted…’
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Day 1 – great weather at the start, lava flows behind
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Day 1 – Tobin, Andrea and Sydney deep in discussion
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Day 1 – magical landscape
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Day 1 – rainbows!
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Day 2 – the high country
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Day 2 – extraordinary landscape
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Day 2 – ‘the promised land’

Day three saw us wandering through the valleys of this ‘promised land’ past creeks and rivulets lined with electric green moss and crossing glacially fed rivers which gave us ‘ice-cream’ headaches in our feet. On day four we hiked a circuitous course to avoid being blocked by a spectacular canyon, worthy of the name, and into a landscape which one imagines was what Tolkein had in mind when he dreamt up Mordor. Vast fields of black volcanic rubble leading to and surrounded by volcanoes – Mt Doom!

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Day 3 – glacial rivers are cold!
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Day 3 – massive canyons
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Day 4 – it hailed for quite a while. Nice rain suit Peter

On day five we trekked into Thorsmork through Iceland’s version of forest (little more than a shrubbery) before finding ourselves camped at the foot of the volcano which blew in 2010 disrupting air traffic across the Northern Hemisphere for months. Signs near the end of the hike warn you what precautions to take to avoid pockets of deadly gases which can accumulate in low points in the landscape and floods caused by lava melting the glacier in the event of an eruption!

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The glacier above Thorsmork

The weather while we hiked was as fickle as the landscape, meaning it was constantly changing although cold was a common theme. It was a bit like spending five days in a fridge with temperatures generally sitting around 7 or 8 degrees and sometimes creeping into low double digits. It also rained sometimes on most days, but not all the time on any particular day. Clouds and rains squalls moved around us and over us and for a while we even trekked through hail.

Fog is also known to roll in on occasions making it hard to find your way between the trail marking posts across the high plateaus and unlike Nepal, for this trek we had no porters. Adults and children alike had to carry packs, mine filled with food for a week in a country that sells consumables almost solely in tins and glass jars.

Sounds a little daunting doesn’t it? I thought so, and for a short while on the bus ride from Reykjavik to the trail head I started to wonder if I had rocks in my head. It’s a good thing we went with Andrea and Peter is all I can say. Well actually we only went because Andrea and Peter were so intent on it and we enjoyed their company so much it didn’t make sense to say no.

Come to Iceland and go trekking? Sure, why not! These two are a remarkable pair, readily and happily seeking out adventures for themselves, Sydney and Tobin at which other parents, probably myself included, would baulk. Here in Iceland however they reinforced what they taught me back in Nepal – don’t underestimate what you and your kids can do.

Andrea and I covered a lot of ground perched atop that rocky crag I mentioned earlier, most of which I wish I could have bottled and regurgitated to you all when our 12 months on the road is up. Among the fields of fertile discussion however was just how much there is to be gained by exposing yourself and your family to the pleasures and discomforts of a few days stripped of that which makes us feel invulnerable most of the rest of the time.

It’s curious, I think, that here in Iceland I don’t really feel all that far from home, yet 25 kilometres into a 55 kilometre walk can make you feel a long way from anywhere, or at least anywhere in which that which sustains you is readily on offer. Tired, hungry, footsore and cold, in the right measure, have a remarkable way of building resilience. What value is that lesson relative to lessons in reading writing and arithmetic? This we pondered.

It’s a lesson Sydney and Tobin have learned well. They tackled the trail like the veterans they are having trekked, canoed, rafted and skied more outdoor journeys by the age of 10 and 12 than many people will in a lifetime. They never flinched from the travails of the trail be it hills, cold, hail, glacial rivers or just another 3 kilometres after having already walked for five hours.

Having said that, if Sydney and Tobin took to it like veterans, then Amy and Oliver win the award for rookies of the year. It was their first multiday hike and they took the whole thing in their stride, packs and all. I was really proud of them. For making it from one end to the other, for carrying their own gear the whole way, for their good humour and for their company.

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Carrying full packs over challenging terrain

Of course Andrea and Peter’s ability to string a tarp in treeless landscape to put a roof over our heads and get us out of the rain at the end of a long day’s walk helped a whole lot too. As did the little huddles they had us in underneath a tarpaulin to get warm and get out of the rain when lunch time rolled around and the weather wouldn’t let up. It’s remarkable how warm it is under a tarp pulled snugly over eight people sitting down to eat.

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Perfect place to eat/camp
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Cosy
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8 of us sat in there for lunch – toasty warm

Amy may have berated ‘Bad Andrea’ and ‘Bad Peter’ in her own special kind of way when she was denied a third or fourth piece of chocolate or hot drink, but we all welcomed these little outdoor tricks to keep us dry and full. Same goes for Peter’s rendition of Saturday Night Live skits about ‘choppin brocolli’ (you probably had to be there) which had everyone laughing instead of shivering at just the right time.

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The broccoli that started the singing

I turned 42 along the way and got everything I had hoped for my birthday which included a hug from Oliver, carefully wrapped by Amy, a kiss from Emma, a hike in Iceland and a Pez dispenser. I love my Charlie Brown Pez dispenser, even though it earned me a stern rebuke from Andrea because Amy and Oliver didn’t know who Charlie Brown was or is. My birthday cake was pretty special too… although somewhat misshapen after three days squashed in a pack. It was still ravenously devoured.

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Note the wrapped up hug on the right
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Cake and candles

The morning after our arrival into Thorsmork was clear and sunny. The best weather we’d had all trip and we spent it lounging about on the grass in the sun looking up at huge glaciers as they slowly ground down the mountains before us. Feathers leaked from a split in Andrea and Tobin’s jackets to go with the gash in the floor of their tent and in keeping with the repaired holes and punctures in their camping mats and the stitching giving way on Peter’s pack.

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Glorious sunshine for drying everything!

A year on the road was taking its toll on their gear and taken as sign that their year was up.  We threw a party in the Reykjavik campground on their last night complete with beer, sprite for kids, chocolate cake, ‘topping blend’ (cream?) in a can and balloons.

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Party!!

Anyone who has travelled anywhere knows that no amount of words can properly explain all the vivid textures sights, sounds and experiences that getting out and about has to offer. No amount of words can explain an experience as vivid as twenty-four hours a day with your family for a year while travelling the world. I think however that explaining it is not why we do it. As Passenger would say,

‘We should run through the forest
We should swim in the streams
We should laugh, we should cry,
We should love, we should dream
We should stare at the stars and not just the screens
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Feel, feel like you still have a choice….’.

We do it to feel like we still have a choice, beyond that, we keep the best bits for ourselves, and that is enough.

I don’t know what you say to a family that has just successfully navigated the world for 13 months together. Congratulations is kind of the right sentiment but not quite right. Anyway whatever that sentiment is, that’s what we wish the Douglas-Grants. I rather suspect they know how we feel. We can’t wait to see you again on your home patch soon!



And here are a stack of photos of our trek together – so many to choose from, thanks for sharing your photos Peter.

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Paris without my hat

Ah Paris. The city of lurve. It should have been magic, but a sadness hung over our visit. Well maybe just my visit. You see, I lost my hat. Well I didn’t lose my hat, my hat and I had to part ways. It was time. My hat was old and no longer enjoying life. It flopped over hopelessly on one side. The brim couldn’t muster the energy to keep itself out of my eyes. On the top threadbare strands finally gave way revealing gaping holes which like a hole in the ozone layer, could no longer hold back the suns UV rays.

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The hat.

Paris was lovely. Paris, after all, will always be Paris just as Berlin will never be Berlin. We made our way from Gare de Lyon station through the Parisian metro heavily laden with packs and emerged to be greeted by the Moulin Rouge. A very Parisian site, even if not altogether family appropriate. Our Paris apartment in the 18th arrondissement was also a quintessential Parisian experience. Montmartre and the Sacre Coeur were on our doorstep with boulangers and baguettes on every corner.

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Paris Metro with our gear

Oddly enough Emma and I stayed here years ago, when Emma was three months pregnant with Amy. It was like a trip down memory lane climbing the steps of the Sacre Coeur and tracking down spots where we stood nearly 11 years ago and recreating old photos – this time as a family of four. But it wasn’t the same without my hat.

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A reenactment of a photo we have in our lounge room

Amy and Oliver were enthused by Paris. Emma found them a Lonely Planet ‘Mission Paris’ book which sent them on a treasure hunt at all the major sites. It meant we visited a bunch of places we never otherwise would have. They tracked down in-ground trampolines and a statues of Puss in Boots in the Tuileries Gardens, reflections of the Palais Royal in a spherical statue in the courtyard, the name of the cities visited by the P&O line on the facade of the Musee de Orsay and globes held by saints in the Sacre Coeur to name just a few. Their enthusiasm was infectious. But it wasn’t the same without my hat.

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Full back flip!
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Palais Royal – how did he get up there??
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Reflections at Palais Royal
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Amazing Amorino Gelato
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The Lourve
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Strike a pose
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Our standard Paris lunch in a park

No one can declare they have been to Paris without visiting the Eiffel Tower and it was a must do for Amy in particular. We took in the view from the Trocadero one afternoon just as a storm passed overhead and totally drenched us. On the upside it scared everyone else away and for three minutes after the storm passed we had the place to ourselves and the uninterrupted opportunity to take silly photos. But it wasn’t the same without my hat.

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The best silly photo (and he has a hat!)

The next day we went and climbed the Tower which was a much better experience than I thought it would be. We opted to climb the stairs. The queue for the lift involved a 45 minute to an hour wait. The queue for the stairs involved waiting for the one guy in front of us to buy a ticket. About thirty seconds. We thought this was brilliant and thanked everyone else for their laziness. But it wasn’t the same without my hat.

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The lift that others took up the tower
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The queue for the lifts
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He wanted to really climb it!
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Good views
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A macaron tower!
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Family selfie

The frame of the Eiffel tower is not as substantial looking up close as I had expected. Some tall things disappoint when you finally make the decision to fork out some cash and climb them, but not the Eiffel Tower. The views were fantastic as were displays showing all the different films the Eiffel tower has featured in and the crazy things people have gotten up to hanging from its frame over the years. It was worth every cent. But it wasn’t the same without my hat.

On our last day in Paris we took a bus away from the city centre and out to the Air and Space Museum which had an awesome display of flying machines, from rockets, to 747s to fighter jets, helicopters and the crazy contraptions people first came up with to try and take to the skies. They even had two Concordes, which for me were the highlight. It must have been amazing to take a flight on a Concorde, but to get up close and personal with them was a very happy second. But it wasn’t the same without my hat.

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Huge rockets (replica)
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Hanging out in the 747
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One of the Concordes

My hat was a gift from Emma just before we first went travelling as a family back in 2011. It has circumnavigated Australia from North to South and East to West including 3 months in Tasmania. It has walked nearly as many kilometres sitting atop my head as I pushed a lawn mower around our yard in the years between trips. It was faded and grey at the last, a shadow of its former self, though I will always remember it when it stood firm and was rich in colour from newly applied dyes. All the best old friend. I’ll miss you.

 

BFF’s and le Tour

D…E…T…O…X… Belinda laid out the letters slowly. Almost as if she had no idea what impact it would have on the game. Triple word and triple letter for placement of the X. 135 points in a single move. It was a killer blow. ‘We’re all playing for second now’, Jase stated in a very matter-of-fact way as he passed over the leader’s yellow hat.

It was so good to see Belinda and Jase again. Maybe I miss home a little more than I thought, even if it did mean getting thrashed at Scrabble. From the moment we drove up and saw them waving down at us from the balcony of our alpine apartment in Megève in the French Alps we were back in a well-worn groove of weekends away. And, whether I like or not, being thrashed at Scrabble is nothing new for me. Emma’s been beating me since 1996. Not one win in 20 years…

Best not to dwell on it. The reason Belinda got the yellow hat was because it seemed in keeping with the Tour de France which had been going on just outside our front door all day. Jase even renamed us all after Tour riders. Emma was Froome (she was favourite to win), Belinda was Quintana, Jase was Vincenzo and I was Bling (Michael Mathew’s – Canberra rider). Quintana’s 135 point move was an unexpected upset. No one saw it coming, except maybe Belinda.

Of course that’s not what happened in the real tour. Chris Froome came streaking past us at just shy of 80km/hr as we lined the barriers on the road in front of our apartment for the individual time trial. As tour leader he was the last rider on the course and he extended his lead by winning that day’s stage.

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The Froome ‘photo of the day’

‘That’s my BFF’ Abby told us all happily, once, or twice or perhaps even thrice. I was captivated. Abby has become a most endearing young lady, readily and happily holding court during proceedings each day. One got a sense Belinda, Jase and Zoe have seen it all before. I was amused. Them, maybe not quite so much.

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Jase and Abby

We had three days of tour fun. The individual time trial was the best because it lasts all day, with the caravan coming through around 10.00 and then riders every two the three minutes from 11.00am ‘til nearly 5.30pm. We alternated lining the barriers and whipping our heads around so fast they almost fell off with hanging out in the living room of our apartment and watching on television that which was happening ten metres away.

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Waiting for riders outside out apartment

 

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Watching from our apartment
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Watching in our apartment

 

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Canberra’s Michael Matthews in the ITT

Watching the peloton come through on route from somewhere to somewhere else was also fun. Which is odd because we’re talking about all of 10 seconds entertainment. It’s that quick from when you spot the riders to when they’ve whizzed past and are gone. The excitement builds though for a couple of minutes before that as the buzz from the chopper following the group gets louder and louder.

The really interesting bit though is why is it fun waiting for the hour and half sitting on the side of the road before that? We all thought it was fun. None of the kids moaned or complained, in fact they were all eager and excited. The hundreds of other people lining the street must have felt the same. I guess the tour has become so big, so well-known with such a reputation that people are just happy to be part of it.

That, and you get free stuff! Everyone loves free stuff. No really they do. It’s almost comical watching people scramble to pick up the worthless advertising guff flung from the sponsors caravan which passes by about an hour before the riders themselves. That’s where we got the yellow leaders hat for the evening Scrabble match. It was one of a total of 14 which the eight of us collected in addition to a similar number of the green ‘Skoda’ bucket hats and one Cochanou salami hat which Emma took a real shine to.

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Collecting the free stuff (Emma in the salami hat)
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Enjoying the conversation and hats (Oliver got a rider to sign his)
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New glasses!!
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Waiting near the start – Stage 20
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We even waited happily in the rain – Stage 19

It’s a triumph of the free market although I have a strong suspicion 90 per cent of it will end up in landfill within a matter of weeks. Listen to me being the tour grinch! It really is fun, especially dodging the free stuff thrown by inexperienced caravan flingers (I don’t know what else to call them?). Most of the stuff gets flung at your feet but enough comes straight at your head to make you feel like a ninja, and laugh a little at the misfortune of others, whom you don’t know, who don’t move quite so quick.

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Flying free stuff!!
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Watching the ITT in Megeve

Of course no weekend away with Belinda and Jase is complete without running. Which was good and bad given our lack of it over the last 6 months. Belinda dragged me out three mornings in a row somewhere between 7 and 8 am. It was almost like getting up to go to work! Only not really. Ok not at all…

Out the front door we went on the first morning and up and up we went after that. The thing about hanging out in a French ski village set up to rival Chamonix and St Moritz is the lack of flat terrain. Belinda was determined to follow a particular path she’d found on the internet but we only had a slightly dodgy map to help navigate us along. Long story short, we got lost somewhere past the golf course and ended up doing laps of the same set of streets in the pouring rain wondering why nothing looked the same each time we ran past.

Meanwhile, Jase who just ran out the front door and followed his nose managed to stumble across our intended path, so on the second morning we tried again. And failed again. The mist closed in after running uphill without respite for 30 minutes. Belinda and I parted ways. She was determined to find the route. I, on the other hand, was determined not to run uphill anymore and headed for home. Belinda showed up two hours later, but didn’t find the track.

On the third morning Belinda abdicated all responsibility for route finding and we ran up the other side of the valley for about 45 minutes. After clearing the forest, we turned around and to our great surprise and pleasure there was Mt Blanc, the tallest mountain in western Europe. Turns out we’d been staying right at its base but couldn’t see past the foothills! We stood and admired and then we ran home, which just goes to show sometimes it’s best not think too hard about where you’re going – metaphorically speaking of course.

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I think Mt Blanc is up there somewhere…

It was back to the Scrabble board on our last evening in Megève. Like a sprint rider in Le Tour, I never had a chance in the General Classifications, but I did win a stage (a round) and managed to hold on to the yellow hat for three rounds after that. It was enough to avoid embarrassment, but Froome (Emma) got me before long. So did Quintana, and Vincenzo come to think of it.  It’s a good thing Froome is my BFF.

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A patched up Froome at the start of Stage 20